The Bible in Cockney: Well bits of it anyway

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Torah• Book of Deuteronomy• Book of Exodus• Book of Genesis• Book of Leviticus• Book of Numbers• Book of Zechariah• The rhyming slang version of the Bible was written by Mike Coles, an RE teacher in Stepney, and started life as stories he told to his classes. In it, Jesus feeds "five thousand geezers" with "five loaves of Uncle Fred and two Lillian Gish". The Lord's Prayer morphs from "For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory" to "You're the Boss, God, and will be for ever, innit?" Soederberg's attempt is clearly not altruistic, a businessman looking for his slice. Hence the easy triviality of his and other versions mentioned. It hardly matters to the Church, they don't believe half of what the Bible teaches. Didn't the main character of the Bible teach: "you received free, give free"?

Well, that was it. Over the next few weeks and months, all the national papers were interested, as were TV stations, BBC News, ITV News and more. With all that publicity, I received a letter from BRF showing interest in my idea, and the rest, as they say, is history.Access-restricted-item true Addeddate 2023-02-04 05:32:57 Autocrop_version 0.0.14_books-20220331-0.2 Bookplateleaf 0002 Boxid IA40843016 Camera USB PTP Class Camera Collection_set printdisabled External-identifier Epistle of Jude• Epistle of James• Epistle to the Hebrews• First Epistle of John• First Epistle of Peter• Second Epistle of John• Second Epistle of Peter• Third Epistle of John•

So they left all the people, and the disciples got into the nanny and set orf. There were quite a few other nannies there too. Didache• Apocrypha• Nag Hammadi library• Book of Judith• 2 Maccabees• 3 Maccabees• 4 Maccabees• Books of Enoch• Books of the Maccabees• Gospel of Judas• Gospel of Mary• Gospel of Philip• Gospel of Thomas• Infancy Gospel of James• Infancy Gospel of Thomas• 1 Maccabees•Goliath• Tamar• Tower of Babel• Abel• Joseph (Old Testament)• Firmament• Baal• Noah• Isaac• Ishmael• Amalekites• Curse of Ham• Jacob• Sodom and Gomorrah• Ezekiel's wheel• Lot• Nephilim• G'Tach• Joseph was Imhotep• Moses• Global flood• Cain• Gibeah• Abraham• Old Testament• Incubus and succubus myths• Satan• King David• List of actions prohibited by the Bible• Serpent seed doctrine• Leviathan• Messiah• Mark of Cain• Asherah• Nimrod• Sirach• Jezebel• Adam and Eve• Moloch• Book of Joel• Garden of Eden•